God is Trying to be Funny

… by never giving me a local guy to date.

I mean, seriously God, I don’t mind variety, but my 1st boyfriend was Scottish, & now you’re throwing in a French Canadian who fortunately or UNfortunately, likes me too much for his own good he cancelled a whole return flight to Canada that’s in 2 days time & skipped 2 days of work just to spend time with me. Not healthy. 

I know you meant me to be a global person by all the men you presented me who are NEVER LOCAL or staying permanently in the country, but please, try to grant me someone who would actually stick by my side without having to return to his home country, or at least grant me a way to travel with him. 

I would really appreciate that, as I don’t want to go through a big heartbreak again, & have to start all over again because of a shite thing called distance.  

Love,

Calyx